Shabat shalom *)

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was
taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near
death experience. Seeing
God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, No, you
have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come
in and change her hair colour. Since she had so
much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from
the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,
she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't
you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "I didn't recognise you."

P oK

*) Shabat Shalom betyder ungefär: Välkommen vilodag!

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